☼{005}{ic, open} Mrf, bandwagon

[whyohming]

[Bored, bored, bored. Rainy outside, nothing to do inside. And she's still bummed over the Cowboys getting murdered by the Buffaloes, but whatever. This may cheer her up.]

1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Oh sheesh, there's a lot to remember. Um, kinda was part of a few custody disputes, lived with any odd combination of neighbors, was considered a Dakota for a little while, did a lot of hiking and exploring, and from there out was just one crazy experience after another. Hey, at least it was never boring.

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Um... If there was any way to change the Matthew Shepard thing? I'd do it. Otherwise, I'd probably just tweak things on the railroads. Most of that could have gone so much better.

3. Would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Oh, certainly the second one.

4. Say, how much do you weigh?
...No.

5. Have you ever loved and lost?
Who hasn't?

6. Oh, no! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
Find a way to distract him, get him on the floor, and knock him out nice and proper.

7. Tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
I don't have one.

8. Who is the one person you cannot live without?
Ehhh, I dunno.

9. Tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets.
What's the point of a deep, dark secret if I tell it?

10. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Mmm, the good kind of country (bluegrass and whatever), any form of rock, and I've been pretty partial to techno lately. I don't know where that came from.

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're on the edge of sleeping and you get one thought stuck in your head so you keep thinking about it until you either get up and walk around or actually go to sleep.

12. Finish the statement, Art is...
Good at conveying thoughts and ideas. We wouldn't do too well without it.

13. Finish the statement, Sex is...
Interesting.

14. Quick! Write a poem!
Oh man, I'm not good at this. Uhhh...
I'm writing a poem about stuff,
I think one rhyming line is enough.

15. What is your favorite word?
Baroque (oh come on, it's fun to say)

16. What is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can make awesome pipe cleaner sculptures.

17. Speak any other languages?
French, a little bit of Norwegian, some German, and any assortment of native languages. I'm working on Spanish at the moment.

18. What is your nationality?
Hmmm, a lot of stuff. I'm a Heinz 57.

19. Pick: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Canned peas. They last longer.

20. What scares you the most?
Huge blizzards. Ground blizzards aren't as bad? It's the inital ones that scare me.

21. What was the worst emotional experience for you? (With another person)
I'm pretty sure I blocked it out, what ever it may have been.

22. What is your favorite fruit, and your favorite veggie? Why?
Fruit - Raspberries and blackberries
Vegetable - Carrots and potatoes

23. Best sexual experience?
I plead the Fifth.

24. What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
I have more than half a million people now. HAH. And the Laramie Cowboys are awesome. Don't let anyone else tell you anything different.

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